Overheard @ The Desk
Customer w/Small Child: “I’d like three tickets to Phantom of the Opera please.”
Agent: “No problem. May I ask how old your child is?”
Customer w/Small Child: “A very advanced four.”
Agent: “I’m sorry, Phantom doesn’t allow anyone under six.”
Customer w/Small Child: “Then he’s six.”
Agent: “Are you sure you wouldn’t be happier with one of the Disney shows? The Lion King or Mary Poppins?”
Customer w/Small Child: “Which part of ‘advanced’ didn’t you understand?”
Agent: “Three tickets to Phantom it is. I hope the little one doesn’t lose interest and fall asleep on you, it be a shame to spend this much money on nap-time…”
