Overheard @ The Desk
Time 1:54 PM
Customer: “I’d like three tickets to today’s matinee.”
Agent: “For…”
Customer: “Anything.”
Agent: “Well, sir, it’s 1:55, I’ll do my best…”
Customer: “Hurry it up. You’re wasting time!”
Agent: “I’m sorry. I just checked the MASTER BROADWAY TICKET BOARD*, the only thing available is South Pacific, it’ll take about fifteen, twenty minutes to get to the theatre, by taxi, should I go ahead and book them for you? You’ll only miss the first half hour…”
*There is no such thing as the “MASTER BROADWAY TICKET BOARD!” – Jerk!
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