Postcard Mailing – It’s Time… – MASSIVE FAIL – UPDATE

UPDATE: IF YOU LOOK AT THE POSTCARD FRONT, YOU’LL NOTICED I FUCKED UP MY OWN PHONE NUMBER! IT’S 4209 NOT 4200 – MASSIVE, EPIC FAIL.

FUCK ME!

Postcard Front

I’ve been very lax about my post-carding. I didn’t do very much last year worth boast about and I’m afraid the industry has forgotten about me… that’s about to change.

Since I still haven’t done anything big enough acting-wise to boast about this year, instead of not getting my face out there, I realized, I did do something which can and will affect my career, so I’m planning a 500 piece mailing announcing my weight loss!

No more pussy-footing around, no more bemoaning my outcast state – as I’ve said before, no one is going to knock on your door if they don’t know where you live…

Postcard Back

The Text:

Allow me a moment of your time to reintroduce myself; I’m Vinnie Costa and I’m an actor.

I had a very good year; hosted a dating show pilot (Hung Jury), won Bartender Wars on The Fine Living Network and was involved with some great festivals (EATfest, Sam French & Fringe) here in NYC.

I’ve also lost 75 (SEVENTY-FIVE!) pounds and have gone from a Jason Alexander type to a Stanley Tucci type. If that’s what you’re looking for, check out my website www.vinniecosta.com for more info or give me a call 917-796-4209 to set up a meeting!

Cost Breakdown:

  • Cards: $48.76
  • Stamps: $120.00
  • Labels: $25.00
  • Total: $193.76

It’s more than I can afford right now, but I can’t afford NOT to spend the money on my career.

One Response to “Postcard Mailing – It’s Time… – MASSIVE FAIL – UPDATE”

  1. Cristina Says:

    I am finally updated on “Vinnie” and noticed this major boo boo…can it be fixed with a label? Its not the greatest, but its better than trowing away the money it cost to have them printed?

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